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Bill Maher mocks Mormon (LDS) Cult, The Pope & Catholic Church


And, finally, New Rule: Whenever you combine a secretive compound, religion and weirdos in pioneer outfits, there’s going to be some child-f*cking going on. In fact, whenever a cult leader sets himself up as “God’s infallible wing man” here on earth, lock away the kids.

Which is why I’d like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this guy not only operates outside the bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats. [photo of the Pope shown]

That’s right. The Pope is coming to America this week, and, ladies, he’s single! Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Bill, you can’t be saying that the Catholic Church is no better than this creepy Texas cult! For one thing, altar boys can’t even get pregnant.”

But, really, what tripped up the “little cult on the prairie” was that they only abused hundreds of kids, not thousands all over the world. Cults get raided. Religions get parades. How does the Catholic Church get away with all of their buggery? VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!

If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you “Pope.”

It’s like if you can’t pay your mortgage, you’re a deadbeat, but if you can’t pay a million mortgages, you’re Bear Stearns, and we bail you out. And that’s who the Catholic Church is, the Bear Stearns of organized pedophilia. Too big to fail.

When the – when the current Pope was in his previous Vatican job as John Paul’s Dick Cheney – he wrote a letter instructing every Catholic bishop to keep the sex abuse of minors secret until the statute of limitations ran out. And that’s the Church’s attitude: “We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it.”

Which is fine. Far be it from me to criticize religion. But, just remember one thing: if the Pope was, instead of a religiou s figure, merely the CEO of a nationwide chain of daycare centers where thousands of employees had been caught molesting kids and then covering it up, he’d be arrested faster than you can say, “Who wants to touch Mister Wiggle?”

April 14, 2008 - Posted by | Cult, Current Events, Entertainment, Fun Stuff, Humor, News, Religion


  1. Bill Maher is a Liberal tool and knows not the first thing of the Catholic Church nor of this Pope. He pretty much states that the Church acts with impnity on the child abuse that has gone on within the clergy and states that the Pope when as an Aide to Pope John Paul II told the Bishops to hide the abusers away. A deceitful lie. How absurd. It was this Pope who openly admitted to the pedophillia and has publicly apologized to the world. Has any other religion been up to that task? Maher talks as if the Church acts with impunity. Who brings Maher to task when he spews his lies and deceit? Maher, your’re not funny. Maybe it’s not too late to find another profession that you might be good at. How about a speech writer for the Democrats? You already have the inability to speak the truth. That will help.

    Comment by Mark | March 26, 2009 | Reply

    • haha….

      with all that’s going on now, you think the pope hasn’t had some hand in this stuff?

      the Catholic Church has systematically been covering molestation up for decades across many nations.

      wake up, you douche

      Comment by Jeremy | March 19, 2010 | Reply

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