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Angry Goat Kills Pastor

A Tennessee pastor suffered a fatal heart attack after being rammed by his pet goat. What this story fails to say, rather than the cause of death being an angry, possessed, mean-spirited goat, it was probably due to the Pastor being overweight with a history of heart trouble. Hmm, maybe farm animal love had something to do with it.


March 23, 2008 - Posted by | Animals, Current Events, News, News of the Wierd, Religion

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  1. Nice logic there: no autopsy in accidental death equals church trying to hide the truth.

    Who was the last family member of yours to die an accidental death? Did you insist on an autopsy to reveal the truth? Autopsies are not routinely done unless a crime was committed and evidence is needed.

    Also, the family would be the ones giving consent, so even if there were some reason to believe something is being covered up, it would likely be the family hiding it.

    Anyhow, I’m just glad I had a better day than the pastor.

    Comment by びっくり | March 24, 2008 | Reply

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